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Drippy Virial Hawk - Hoodie
Drippy Virial Hawk - Hoodie
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The bird that broke the internet — the one that had everybody wondering “is she washing her ass? douching? or just straight-up getting off??” — is now immortalized on a hoodie. Clean lines, bold design, and all the WTF energy of the original viral moment.
Soft, comfy, and guaranteed to get people asking questions you may or may not want to answer.
Product features
- Spacious kangaroo pouch pocket for warmth and convenience.
- Adjustable drawstring hood with a stylish woven cord.
- Seamless design reduces fabric waste and enhances aesthetic appeal.
- Durable 50% cotton, 50% polyester fabric ideal for everyday wear.
- Ethically produced with OEKO-TEX-certified dyes for a sustainable choice.
Care instructions
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 | 31.89 | 33.86 |
| Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 | 33.07 | 33.86 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 | 39.50 | 40.50 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
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